Awesome Compilation Vol 6 Recipe is a Fraud
Hello Mr. Egoraptor.
I'm writing you because I tried your recipe for "PENIS!" and I didnt get the same results as you did in your flash movie "Awesome Compilation Number Six." I started with the same process of taking about 5 dozen eggs and putting them in a bowl. I then took a spoon and mixed the fuck out of them, and then I placed the bowl out in front of me and shouted "And what do you get?!" at the top of my lungs, expecting a giant phallus to be summoned forth, but I waited and waited and nothing happened.
All I ended up with was this big bowl of mushy eggs with the fuck mixed out of them, so they were rather useless. I'm just writing to inform you that if you put something like this in your cartoon, you should test to see if it works first because it does not. Or maybe you need to make your instructions a little more specific. What kind of bowl should I have used? Should it be blue or some other color, and should it conform to a specific shape for it to work?
I was very embarrassed in front of my coworkers when I held out the bowl and nothing came out. Someone suggested that I shove the bowl up my ass, but I dont think I saw that in your flash instructional video, so I dont know why that would help.
Anyway, I thought I'd just let you know. I look forward to your next instructional video, and maybe you could address this issue next time. I look foward to having skyscraping penises fly out of my tupperware at alarming speeds. I plan on winning my church's next bake sale with your "PENIS!" recipe, so I look forward to your response.
Thank you.
An Awesome Halloween 
Yugi!...oh... 