Xerus's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[War for Awesometron]

Everything is alive with pleasure

Dis funny. I like the part with the ayuss. Then the part where the robocop gun blew up was also pretty amazing. I think that it could've used a touch more of pseudo-western propaganda sketch style influence though.

[Awesome Compilation Vol 6]

Recipe is a Fraud

Hello Mr. Egoraptor.

I'm writing you because I tried your recipe for "PENIS!" and I didnt get the same results as you did in your flash movie "Awesome Compilation Number Six." I started with the same process of taking about 5 dozen eggs and putting them in a bowl. I then took a spoon and mixed the fuck out of them, and then I placed the bowl out in front of me and shouted "And what do you get?!" at the top of my lungs, expecting a giant phallus to be summoned forth, but I waited and waited and nothing happened.

All I ended up with was this big bowl of mushy eggs with the fuck mixed out of them, so they were rather useless. I'm just writing to inform you that if you put something like this in your cartoon, you should test to see if it works first because it does not. Or maybe you need to make your instructions a little more specific. What kind of bowl should I have used? Should it be blue or some other color, and should it conform to a specific shape for it to work?

I was very embarrassed in front of my coworkers when I held out the bowl and nothing came out. Someone suggested that I shove the bowl up my ass, but I dont think I saw that in your flash instructional video, so I dont know why that would help.

Anyway, I thought I'd just let you know. I look forward to your next instructional video, and maybe you could address this issue next time. I look foward to having skyscraping penises fly out of my tupperware at alarming speeds. I plan on winning my church's next bake sale with your "PENIS!" recipe, so I look forward to your response.

Thank you.

Egoraptor responds:

Dear Mr. Xerus,

Hello! Thank you for participating in my instructional flash tutorial video animation. Your review is very important to me, and I will answer it promptly in this reply.

The process you have just explained is correct save for one detail! It may be the reason my recipe did fail for you. As you can see in the video, the chef robot character man named "EggBeater Man" mixes eggs while talking. While it is a simple and clever thing to do, there is one reason he is doing it. Look when he says "put!!!" You see, he spits a little. This magical spit is the key to making PENIS! out of 5 dozen eggs with the fuck mixed out of them. Next time you purchase 5 dozen eggs and mix the fuck out of the, then maybe you'll know! I promise you will get PENIS! next time.

If you do not make penis you might try an omelet? I hear they are scrumptious!

Yours,
Egoraptor

[Awesome Compilation Vol 4]

This is DUMB

And by DUMB, I mean AWESOME.

PSP. I have a family to feed.

[Jerry]

Brilliant!

Usually I can't sit through long flash animations, but this one held my attention pretty well. A nice "daily-routine" concept with some twists and turns that made it fun to watch ;D Quality of the animation was superb as well. Nice job.

[We Are NativeAmericanCats]

Very Expressive :O... :I

Yeah, this was awesome. Steve Blum can't even touch this man, I'm telling you.

Yeah... Chief of Cats.

[J.I.M.]

Overlooked?

Dude, this was hilarious. The simple cutesy art style combined with the super badass storyline just made it hilarious from the start. I can't believe this wasn't daily top something or whatever Newgrounds does. My only issue is that it ran a little long, and some parts could've been tightened up. But with that aside, it was a good watch.

[An Awesome Halloween]

You win!

Enjoy your 1000 dollars.

...douchebag. Why does the ninja kid sound like a variation of the VEGETAAA voice? :I

Egoraptor responds:

BECAUSE HE CAN EXTEND HIS NECK TO REACH TALL EUCALYPTUS LEEEAVES.

YOU. SEE.

[Awesome the Hedgehog]

Sonic Sucks

KNUCKLES 4 LYFE, nigga PLEEASE!

[the YuYu]

More of a "demo"

I always view the Brackenwood as a demo, more than a story. It just seems to be your playground to learn new things in Flash, without having to go through the trouble of thinking of an elaborate story or get some voice actors and all the other crap.

This obviously angers some percentage of the Newgrounds community, as you can see by the reviews of the other Bitey cartoons where people give you scores of 0 or something for not having a story, which is plain rediculous.

I'll agree that theres no story, but knocking on the cartoons so hard for that is just plain stupid. Theres really no story needed to watch these if your an aspiring animator. You have created cartoons which inspire so many to try harder, to spend that extra time detailing things, to put in their all on their next project... thats where the value is on the series. (I guess some of those who give you negative reviews also get peeved because you "raise the standards for flash cartoons.")

Once again in this installment you introduce many new animation techniques... loads of background movement, all the fur on Bitey flapping while hes moving, the physics of the cloud of smoke reacting to being hit or flying around. It's just awesome to watch and study.

It's just really good stuff, and while a lot of people are angry that this is just a pretty show with no story, I still think that its a great addition to Newgrounds. I await the next.

Hope you read this review ;D

[Sonic riders in 3 minutes]

You're a one-line summary.

I wish you would spend more time on your animation. Right now it looks ... well, bad, and it takes away from it. I'm not really getting any of the humor in this either.

Theres so much potential though.